"The beer sold here in the United States is sweet and watery and lacking in taste and overcarbonated and just generally the lamest, wimpiest beer in the entire known world. All the other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer, and we are drinking Barry Manilow."

-- Dave Barry

#Sweet Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Drinking Quotes

“Foppery, being the chronic condition of women, is not so much noticed as it is when it breaks out on the person of the male bird.”
“You get tons of phytonutrients and antioxidants from plant-based foods, very little saturated fat, and you avoid cholesterol entirely!”
“There is no concept more generally cherished by publishers than that of the Undeserving Poor.”

Source : A. J. Liebling (2005). “Just Enough Liebling: Classic Work by the Legendary New Yorker Writer”, p.22, Macmillan
“It is possible to begin again. It is hard, and we never do it perfectly, but it can be done.”

Source : Andrew M. Greeley (1993). “Love Affair: A Prayer Journal”, Crossroad
“And learn that the best thing is To change my loves while dancing And pay but a kiss for a kiss.”
“I am intrigued by glamorous women A vain woman is continually taking out a compact to repair her makeup. A glamorous woman knows she doesn't need to.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“We must reinforce argument with results.”
“The 'leisured' wife was a badge of achievement, the ornament to hard work and virtue for families on the way up.”

Source : Hilda Scott (1984). “Working your way to the bottom: the feminization of poverty”, Pandora Pr

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