"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

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Source : FaceBook post by Steve Martin from Jun 14, 2011

Steve Martin

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Laughter Quotes

“Anyone who makes the life of Jewish people difficult or grievous, as did the Pharaoh, as did Hitler, will be cursed by God.”
“So I decided the only place I can speak to the world is from outside Israel.”

Source : "Democracy Now!" with Amy Goodman, www.counterpunch.org. August 18, 2004.
“When Mary Lennox was sent to Misselthwaite Manor to live with her uncle everybody said she was the most disagreeable-looking child ever seen. It was true too . . . she was as tyrannical and selfish a little pig as ever lived.”
“Plot is a literary convention. Story is a force of nature.”

Source : "The Evil Overlord Devises a Plot" by Teresa Nielsen Hayden, nielsenhayden.com. June 22, 2002.
“Itâ€™s hard to remember that Jesus did not come to make us safe, but rather to make us disciples, citizens of Godâ€™s new age, a kingdom of surprise.”
“Nothing is more limiting than a closed circle of acquaintanceship where every avenue of conversation has been explored and social exchanges are fixed in a known routine.”
“When you have made as many mistakes as I have, then you can be as good as me.”
“It is always better to say too little than too much.”

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