"I work through life with commas. I don't even know, do you have parentheticals?"

-- Matthew McConaughey

“When I'm traveling a lot the flight attendants will ask what I do and if I say I'm a magician then I have to do a trick. But if it's a red eye flight and I haven't slept at all, I'll say I'm a comedian. And then they say, "Do a joke." But if you're a magician you should be able to do a trick anywhere, any time of day. And if it's not the best situation to showcase what I do then I'll offer them tickets to my show that night. Trying to do a magic trick right outside of an airplane lavatory isn't the best viewing conditions.”

Source : Source: www.esquire.com
“The prospect of cheap fusion energy is the worst thing that could happen to the planet.”
“Jerry [Garcia] got high and Jerry's dead. I went hunting and I'm still Ted.”
“Donâ€™t ever stop writing. This is the way the world will find out who you are.”
“Any team sport, there are certain team targets and those targets should always be in the forefront.”
“[Madness] happened so frequently. I think what I was most maddest about - and it's in the book [Speaking Freely: A Memoir] - when the House and the Senate, back in 1984, were debating a bill that would - at least delay and maybe stop some of the ex - summary execution of disabled children - infants. And the Down syndrome kids and other kids had been, in some cases, routinely let die, to use the euphemism.”

Source : Source: thedailyhatch.org
“Generosity always pays.”

Source : Source: irusa.org
“Ironically, Latin American countries, in their instability, give writers and intellectuals the hope that they are needed.”

You may also like: