"Fine words! I wonder where you stole them."

-- Jonathan Swift

#Sarcastic Quotes #Wonder Quotes #Fine Quotes

“I have a big problem when the sanctimonious, holier than thou congressmen and women go on national television for six hours and beat somebody up with a stick, and not because I'm 'Ms. Manners.' That's not what bothers me. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.”
“He understood for the first time that the world is not dumb at all, but merely waiting for someone to speak to it in a language it understands.”

Source : Susanna Clarke, Portia Rosenberg (2005). “Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell”, p.604, A&C Black
“Legalized gambling is the leading cause of bankruptcy”
“I don't believe in hunches. Hunches are for dogs making love.”

Source : Amarillo Slim Preston, Bill G. Cox (1973). “Play poker to win”, Not Avail
“I was born to catch dragons in their dens And pick flowers To tell tales and laugh away the morning To drift and dream like a lazy stream And walk barefoot across sunshine days.”
“The success of The Simpsons really opened doors. It showed that if you were working in animation you didn't necessarily have to be working in kids' television.”
“The world is kept alive only by heretics: the heretic Christ, the heretic Copernicus, the heretic Tolstoy. Our symbol of faith is heresy. (â€œTomorrowâ€)”
“In 1938, when I had decided that the only way to see the country was in a trailer, and I built the trailer which I still have and lived in it for eighteen months, and learned America from San Diego to the Canadian border, from Miami to New Jersey, and east to west in between.”

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