"Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Children Quotes #Phoenix Quotes #Hair Quotes

“Jehovah Witnesses don't believe in hell and neither do most Christians”
“There are no free lunches in philosophy any more than in real life.”

Source : Jaegwon Kim (2000). “Mind in a Physical World: An Essay on the Mind-body Problem and Mental Causation”, p.60, MIT Press
“You know, when it was done originally, they always had to fight to keep it going at the end of each season. Now, The Odd Couple has become part of our language and culture.”

Source : "Somers in the City". Interview with Michael Portantiere, www.theatermania.com. July 3, 2003.
“The biggest lesson in photography is that from negative we make a positive”
“Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.”
“Apply Truth liberally to the inflamed area.”
“Less emphasis on inventories, I think, may tend to dampen business cycles, because business cycles are typically in the grasp of inventory cycles and heavy industry cycles.”
“The sentence 'snow is white' is true if, and only if, snow is white.”

Source : Alfred Tarski (1986). “Alfred Tarski, Collected Papers: 1935-1944”, Birkhauser

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