"If God dislikes gays so much, how come he picked Michelangelo, a known homosexual, to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling while assigning Anita Bryant to go on television and push orange juice?"

-- Mike Royko

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“A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ***** and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.”

Source : "Gary Busey On Piranha 3DD" by Helen O'hara, www.empireonline.com. November 25, 2011.
“I welcome each new day with a hopeful expectancy that I, too, will rise above the ordinary. For I am not content to live a merely 'normal' life or settle for an average existence. No, I am destined for more - much, much more.”
“I thought I wanted to be a brain surgeon until I realized all the schooling it required. I didn't like school very much so I had to come up with something else.”
“The nature of the video camera really makes you focus on the present. Since I have always been a diarist filmmaker, not one who stages scenes with actors, it has always been about the present moment.”
“The Bible was the only book Jesus ever quoted, and then never as a basis for discussion but to decide the point at issue.”
“I'm not a real gadgety person. In fact, some people think that I'm kind of primitive.”
“But it's for every writer to decide his own pace, and the pace varies with the writer and the work”
“To every good friend I send my greet feet; addio nitwit. Love true true true until the grave, if I live that long and do behave.”

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