"I hope you find what you're looking for."

“But if each man could have his own house, a large garden to cultivate and healthy surroundings - then, I thought, there will be for them a better opportunity of a happy family life”

“I always tell kids, you have two eyes and one mouth. Keep two open and one closed. You never learn anything if you're the one talking.”

“Never have children, only grandchildren.”

“A dog has kindliness in his heart and dignity in his demeanor. The finest qualities anyone can have.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“There are some women and a lot of dudes who are into my look, but I need to convey that I'm funny ahead of time. That's how I got laid. Every girl I've ever been with is because I was funny, not because they were into a 300-pound bearded, pale dudes.”

Source : "Nerdy meathead Jon Gabrus on straddling the bro/geek divide". Interview with Kyle Ryan, film.avclub.com. February 3, 2016.

“I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.”

Source : Twitter post from May 29, 2012

“You can wait forever for perfect conditions or you can make do with what you have.”

“If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.”