"There are some women and a lot of dudes who are into my look, but I need to convey that I'm funny ahead of time. That's how I got laid. Every girl I've ever been with is because I was funny, not because they were into a 300-pound bearded, pale dudes."

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Source : "Nerdy meathead Jon Gabrus on straddling the bro/geek divide". Interview with Kyle Ryan, film.avclub.com. February 3, 2016.

Jon Gabrus

#Girl Quotes #Needs Quotes #Looks Quotes

“Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.”

Source : An Essay on Criticism l. 625 (1711)
“Everyone is a photographer now, remember. That's the great thing about photography.”
“I totally trust fate and I have faith and I trust faith. I actually have an incredible pattern of what I think are full-tilt miracles. Very strange things that have happened in my life and they've been dictated by a lot of the things I have done. It is so much more than even what you call the ultimate synchronistic pattern. It's like miracles and I believe in them.”

Source : Source: www.aaa.si.edu
“whenever I encountered a slide show titled 'Eight Diet Foods That Pack on the Pounds' or 'Celebrity Fashion Fails,' I'd have to stop and investigate because hey, it might be information I'd need in some unforeseeable future where I had become, for some reason, a fat celebrity.”
“We are not here to love just one person, we are here to love everything in existence.”
“I know that Brighton is famously a mixture of the seedy and the elegant, but in the summer of 2001 seediness swamped elegance hands down.”
“Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.”
“An oath is a recognizance to heaven, binding us over in the courts above to plead to the indictment of our crimes.”

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