"I got tattoos for purely antisocial reasons, and now people do it for social acceptance. I miss the individualism."

“Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.”

Source : Oliver Gaspirtz (2014). “Pet Humor!”, p.56, Westhoff Publishing

“Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.”

“...through this photographic eye you will be able to look out on a new light-world, a world for the most part uncharted and unexplored, a world that lies waiting to be discovered and revealed.”

“I wouldn't treat a romantic scene any differently than any other scene. I would really say the biggest preparation was chewing gum and breath mints! For a kissing scene, it's all about the breath mints!”

“The man of science has learned to believe in justification, not by faith, but by verification.”

Source : Thomas Henry Huxley (1908). “Aphorisms and Reflections from the Works of Thomas Henry Huxley”, p.4, Library of Alexandria

“The purpose of art is to re-present nature, not represent it.”

“I was working in theater, so I didn't get to go to my prom.”

“My relationship with my daughter is gonna affect her relationship with men for the rest of her life... Sometimes I'm walking with my daughter. I'm pushing her in the stroller, and sometimes I just pick her up and stare at her, and I realize, my only job in life is to keep her off the pole.”