"Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!"

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Al Franken

#Mistake Quotes #Want Quotes #Today Quotes

“I have a red line against the Americans.”
“There are so many fashion shows during fashion week, and the fashion show has almost become theater. It's all about the wow factor. And it's easy to make a name when you're shocking people all the time. But when you just make really, really great clothes, it can be difficult to get press and build a brand. What you do when you pare things back and make something timeless, though, is build a foundation to have a longer career and a stronger clientele.”
“My father once told me that a happy ending is just the place where you choose to stop telling the story. So this is where I choose to stop. More things are still going to happen, of course, some good, some bad. Some things never get any better. When people die they stay dead. None of us knows why we love, or why we stop loving, or why everyone we love we lose.”
“Listen, if you're a defender, DO BETTER!”
“As a Christian, when your trial is getting hotter, you are getting closer to your breakthrough! Keep pressing!”
“The promise of the American Dream requires that we are all provided an equal opportunity to participate in and contribute to our nation.”

Source : "The Struggle Continues for Civil Rights" by Rep. Charles Rangel, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 2, 2013.
“My nana was always a widow as long as I was alive; my grandfather died before I was born. All the women on my street - there were four houses in a row with all old women who lived alone who were widowed. They all had kids, but they were all widowed. My mom didn't put me in preschool; I didn't know that was a thing. I just hung out with these women all day.”
“Our religion should be incorporated within ourselves, a part of our being that cannot be laid off.”

Source : Lorenzo Snow (1984). “The Teachings of Lorenzo Snow: Fifth President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints”, Bookcraft Pubs

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