"Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height."

-- Casey Stengel

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“This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.'”
“Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.”
“If the users don't control the program, the program controls the users. With proprietary software, there is always some entity, the "owner" of the program, that controls the program and through it, exercises power over its users. A nonfree program is a yoke, an instrument of unjust power.”

Source : "Free Software Is Even More Important Now" by Richard Stallman, www.gnu.org. September 2013.
“There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes.”
“Ecology should be object lessons that the world sees, that explains in a visceral, physical way, the attributes of God.”
“I have already expressed my opinion on this subject in treating of rent, and have now only further to add, that rent is a creation of value, as I understand that word, but not a creation of wealth.”
“It is not our affluence, or our plumbing, or our clogged freeways that grip the imagination of others. Rather, it is the values upon which our system is built. These values imply our adherence not only to liberty and individual freedom, but also to international peace, law and order, and constructive social purpose. When we depart from these values, we do so at our peril.”
“Beware, for as you sleep, the exhausted man will be first to reach the peak.”

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