"When I got to the hospice I was under the impression it would be a two- or three-week stay. But here I still am, six weeks later, and I've gotten so well Medicare won't pay for me anymore."

-- Art Buchwald

#Health Quotes #Two Quotes #Would Be Quotes

“You will not pass!â€ Roman thundered. Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.”
“Movies are a medium of expression like a symphony orchestra...or a painter's brush and canvas.”
“I' is merely one of the world's instantaneous spasms.”
“Washington is a pool of money surrounded by people who want some.”
“The function of the creative artist consists of making laws, not in following laws already made.”

Source : Claude Debussy, Ferruccio Busoni, Charles Ives (1962). “Three Classics in the Aesthetic of Music: Monsieur Croche the Dilettante Hater”
“I was the boy that turned a girlfriend into the most celebrated lesbian on television. I got so much stick for that.”
“A scale is only in balance for a brief second. Inevitably the pendulum swings. It's impossible to maintain.”
“Art is a discovery and development of elementary principles of nature into beautiful forms suitable for human use.”

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