"I know I'm getting older because yesterday I called the police on my neighbors."

-- Felipe Esparza

#Yesterday Quotes #Police Quotes #Getting Older Quotes

“Since you know the means of getting better, in the name of God, make use of them. Do not take on anything beyond your strength, do not be anxious, do not take things too much to heart, go gently, do not work too long or too hard.”
“Out of too much learning become mad.”
“Weight is just not a hot button. In fact, during my life, it probably should have been on my radar screen a bit more. I look back at work photos and am shocked. Was I eating the people I was interviewing?! Good Lord, I was big.”
“Everything's a story - You are a story -I am a story.”
“What doesn't bend, breaks.”

Source : Song: Buildings and Bridges, Album: Out of Range
“If I went to them all dressed up and flashed a nice smile for the cameras it would probably be easier for me to get work. But I just can't tolerate it.”
“We heap up around us things that we do not need as the crow makes piles of glittering pebbles.”
“We humans have the capacity to wreak horrors on each other. But we also have the capacity to survive those horrors.”

Source : Barry Lyga (2012). “I Hunt Killers”, p.258, Random House

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