"In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy."

-- Rita Rudner

#Girl Quotes #School Quotes #Accomplishment Quotes

“Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.”
“Your fear is the most boring thing about you.”
“Now we are flying off into outer space, there is no clear curb on what can be done in the name of the economy.”
“Came out my mama's pussy, I'm on welfare. Twenty-six years old, still on welfare.”
“It's not necessarily a church theme and it's not really about church. I like my album themes to be metaphors because it gives me the freedom to speak about something else that's going on in my life, so the Born Sinner thing is not about church, it's not even about religion. It's using that as canvas to get other messages across and that's what the album will be.”
“I am sworn to uphold the Constitution as Andy Johnson understands it and interprets it.”
“A man who has never been hungry may possess a more refined palate, but he has no idea what it means to eat.”

Source : Harry Mulisch (2011). “The Assault”, p.43, Pantheon
“Let us avoid debt as we would avoid a plague...Let every head of every household see to it that he has on hand enough food and clothing, and, where possible, fuel also, for at least a year ahead...Let every head of household aim to own his own home, free from mortgage. Let us again clothe ourselves with these proved and sterling virtues-honesty, truthfulness, chastity, sobriety, temperance, industry, and thrift; let us discard all covetousness and greed.”

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