"My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back."

-- Eddie Griffin

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“No one can find inner peace except by working, not in a self- centered way, but for the whole human family.”
“This planet below you is our campsite, and you know of no other campground.”
“Being a liberal is the best thing on earth you can be. You are welcoming to everyone when you're a liberal. You do not have a small mind... I'm total, total, total liberal and proud of it. And I think it's outrageous to say "The L word". I mean, excuse me. They should be damn lucky that they were liberals here. Liberals gave more to the population of the United States than any other group.”

Source : "Interview with Lauren Bacall". "CNN Larry King Live", transcripts.cnn.com. May 6, 2005.
“I am not a patient person. My friends and colleagues will confirm this. But, frankly, we should all feel a little more impatient with the state of public education in America today.”
“Where wise actions are the fruit of life, wise discourse is the pollination.”
“What people in the U.S. have to understand is that there is sometimes a deep political content in my work that's rooted in the postwar reconfiguration in Europe. I'm still a foreigner in America. I'm someone who's bringing nuanced stories from somewhere else that will always be harder to take.”
“Just as the hand that strikes the ground cannot fail,So is the ruin certain of him who cherishes anger.”
“I believe the relationship you have with your government is not so different to a love relationship.”

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