"It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

-- Dan Quayle

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“I've made a wonderful living playing that theatrical character - the professional brassy dame”

Source : Ethel Merman, George Eells (1979). “Merman: an autobiography”, Berkley Pub Group
“I wouldn't characterize anybody who fought in Vietnam as a war hero. In 23 bombing sorties, there must have been civilians that were killed and there's no heroism to that.”
“If I were doing five cop shows, I'd probably start struggling to find an identity for each one and struggling to find inspirations.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“When some portion of the biosphere is rather unpopular with the human race-a crocodile, a dandelion, a stony valley, a snowstorm, an odd-shaped flint-there are three sorts of human being who are particularly likely still to see point in it and befriend it. They are poets, scientists and children. Inside each of us, I suggest, representatives of all these groups can be found.”
“The bad artists imitate, the great artists steal,”
“I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.”
“Ability involves responsibility; power, to its last particle, is duty.”
“Men cannot be made good by the state, but they can easily be made bad. Morality depends on liberty.”

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