"Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum"

-- John Candy

#Years Quotes #Smoking Quotes #Hey Quotes

“I really think I ambled through a lot of my life, or ambled from one thing to the other.”
“The Singularity denotes an event that will take place in the material world, the inevitable next step in the evolutionary process that started with biological evolution and has extended through human-directed technological evolution. however, it is precisely in the world of matter and energy that we encounter transcendence, a principal connotation of what people refer to as spirituality.”

Source : Ray Kurzweil (2005). “The Singularity Is Near: When Humans Transcend Biology”, p.498, Penguin
“Assassination is almost always unthinkable to moral, thinking men until after a holocaust has come and gone.”
“I've had the luxury of playing golf around the world, and I've spent a lot of time evaluating how to play all kinds of courses.”
“Customers pay only for what is of use to them and gives them value. Nothing else constitutes quality.”
“To sustain love, a man and a woman must continually be marrying and divorcing, moving with, against, away from, and beyond each other, saying 'yes' and 'no'.”
“Lifeâ€™s a freaking messâ€¦ thereâ€™s not one truth ever, just a bunch of stories, all going on at once, in our heads, in our hearts, all getting in the way of each other. Itâ€™s all a beautiful calamitous mess.”
“I have not seen that standardised tests make the profession less attractive, though some principals respond to them in a way that drives the best teachers out of their schools (by over-emphasising test prep in the school curriculum for example). On the other hand, great teachers want benchmarks to measure progress and tests can help with that.”

Source : Source: www.economist.com

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