"Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy."

-- Michael O'Donoghue

#People Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“You've only got a short shelf-life as an actor, and I want to make the most of it while I can.”
“A single girl who needs nobody makes people uncomfortable, and my mom is right in this, appearance is everything, and appearing to have no one is like swimming alone in the middle of the ocean with a flesh wound.”

Source : Elissa Schappell (2012). “Blueprints for Building Better Girls: Fiction”, p.9, Simon and Schuster
“The Sea Will be the Sea Whatever the drop's philosophy.”
“Mom's eyes held yours for a moment. 'I don't like or dislike the kitchen. I cooked because I had to. I had to stay in the kitchen so you could all eat and go to school. How could you only do what you like? There are things you have to do whether you like it or not.' Mom's expression asked, What kind of question is that? And then she murmured, 'If you only do what you like, who's going to do what you don't like?”
“We must follow the old authorities and precedents in criminal matters.”
“There has been treatment for hepatitis C, but the treatment has not been overwhelmingly effective, number 1. And number 2, it has had considerable toxicity.”
“The effectiveness of our memory banks is determined not by the total number of facts we take in, but the number we wish to reject.”
“The older we get, the swifter time seems to pass and the quicker memories seem to fade.”

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