"Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears."

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Steven Wright

#Phones Quotes #Ears Quotes #Mouths Quotes

“Asking an eight-year-old girl if something is a little over-the-top is like asking a Texan if there are too many jalapenos in the salsa. The answer is always no." -Liberty Jones”
“People believe pictures. It's a photograph that's in your passport, not a painting. Now, George Bernard Shaw said, 'I would exchange every painting of Christ for one snapshot.' That's what the power of photography is.”
“I loved music, and in my ninth year at MIT, I decided to buy a hi-fi set. I figured that all I needed to do was look at the specifications. So I bought what looked like the best one, turned it on, and turned it off in five minutes, the sound was so poor.”
“Old school Janet Jackson is always good. I usually go old school, it's very rare that I pick a song from nowadays.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Only a God of love is fully personal. Thus the Trinity is crucial for maintaining a fully personal concept of God. As theologian Robert Letham writes, â€œOnly a God who is triune can be personal.... A solitary monad cannot love and, since it cannot love, neither can it be a person.â€ Therefore it â€œhas no way to explain or even to maintain human personhood.”
“I call myself a Possibilian: I'm open to...ideas that we don't have any way of testing right now.”
“Your diamonds are not in far distant mountains or in yonder seas; they are in your own backyard, if you but dig for them.”
“I'm saying is that I hope that you drill in with the same detail with his [Donald Trump] team as you're drilling in with ours.”

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