"I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines."

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Source : "Walliams on love, sexuality and loneliness" by David Smith, www.theguardian.com. February 21, 2009.

David Walliams

#Children Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Bathroom Quotes

“I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.”
“I would not sit waiting for some vague tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime, and find nothing at the end of the waiting. I would begin here, I would make something happen.”
“My work is the world. Here the sunflowers, there the hummingbird - equal seekers of sweetness. Here the quickening yeast; there the blue plums...”
“David Carr was one of the most gifted journalists who has ever worked at The New York Times,”

Source : "David Carr, New York Times Media Columnist, Has Died at 58" by Stephen M. Silverman, people.com. February 13, 2015.
“The very existence of armaments and great armies psychologically accustoms us to accept the philosophy of militarism. They inevitably increase fear and hate in the world.”
“You know too well the forces which compose their army to dread their superior numbers.”
“The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!”
“In college I studied '60s and '70s radicalism, student activism, forms of political violence, groups like the Weathermen, the Black Panthers, the Symbionese Liberation Army, the New Left.”

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