"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."

-- Bill Cosby

#Birthday Quotes #Funny Life Quotes #Mistake Quotes

“I don't think I'm too thin at all. I understand when people say, 'Well your face gets gaunt,' but to get your bottom half to be the right size, your face might have to be a little gaunt. You choose your battles.”
“Sometimes you need to stay in touch but be out of reach.”
“In honesty you have to admit to a wise man that prayer is not for the wise, not for the prudent, not for the sophisticated. Instead it is for those who recognize that in face of their deepest needs, all their wisdom is quite helpless. It is for those who are willing to persist in doing something that is both childish and crucial.”
“I look at victory as milestones on a very long highway.”
“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
“We all seek comfort, and I don't pretend to want to live in squalor.”

Source : Source: film.avclub.com
“Sometimes one likes foolish people for their folly, better than wise people for their wisdom.”

Source : Elizabeth Gaskell (2010). “The Complete Works of Elizabeth Gaskell (20+ Books)”, p.2909, BookCaps Study Guides
“When death gives us a long lease of life, it takes as hostages all those whom we have loved.”

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