"You know, funny can be universal."

-- Maz Jobrani

#Universal Quotes #Knows Quotes

“I had always imagined that ClichÃ© was a suburb of Paris, until I discovered it to be a street in Oxford.”

Source : Philip Guedalla (1921). “Supers & supermen: studies in politics, history and letters”
“Eating and food are a wonderful part of our life's experience, and half of us are walking around dreading having to figure out what to put in our mouths.”
“First impressions of mediaeval life are usually coloured by the courtly romances of Malory and his later refiners. Chaucer brings us down to reality, but his people belong to a prosperous middle-class world, on holiday and in holiday mood. Piers Plowman stands alone as a revelation of the ignorance and misery of the lower classes, whose multiplied grievances came to a head in the Peasants' Revolt of 1381.”
“There are some particular moral truths that I believe we have access to (such as the one not to inflict pain on a sentient being for no reason).”

Source : Source: www.3ammagazine.com
“Christian morality (so called) has all the characters of a reaction; it is, in great part, a protest against Paganism. Its ideal is negative rather than positive; passive rather than action; innocence rather than Nobleness; Abstinence from Evil, rather than energetic Pursuit of Good: in its precepts (as has been well said) "thou shalt not" predominates unduly over "thou shalt.”
“No more generations of our youth, here and all around the world, whose life is over, whose fate has been sealed, who have been condemned to an early death or a life of misery and brutality, whom the system has destined for oppression and oblivion even before they are born. I say no more of that.”
“The Odyssey is the story of someone who, in the course of diverse experiences, acquires a personality or affirms and recovers his personality.”
“Let none turn over books, or roam the stars in quest of God, who sees him not in man.”

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