"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Christmas Quotes #Spiritual Quotes #Morning Quotes

“If you want to do something, you do it anyway, and handle the obstacles as they come.”
“Many events seem to happen twice to me; even trifles, unimportant-seeming, recur, as if I were destined to live them again, time reconquered, but with added knowledge and a different outcome.”
“One does not get better but different and older and that is always a pleasure.”
“Ross believed in past lives. Moreover, he believed that the person you fell in love with in each life was the same person you fell in love with in the life before, and the one before that. Sometimes, you might miss her - she'd be reborn in post-World War I generation, and you wouldn't come back until the fifties. Sometimes, your paths would cross and you wouldn't recognize each other. Get it right - that is: fall madly, truly, deeply - and perhaps there'd be an eternity carved out solely for the two of you.”
“The bias against introversion leads to a colossal waste of talent, energy, and happiness.”
“We make the best phone, we don't make the most phones.”
“We're not going to have another Watergate in our lifetime. I'm sure.”

Source : "Deja vu all over again". Northwest Arkansas Democrat Gazette, May 15, 2013.
“The most insupportable of tyrants exclaim against the exercise of arbitrary power.”

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