"If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers."

-- Groucho Marx

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“The greatest part of intimate confidences proceed from a desire either to be pitied or admired.”
“God, who winds up our sundials ...”
“We are born of risen apes, not fallen angels.”

Source : Robert Ardrey (1977). “The Hunting Hypothesis: A Personal Conclusion Concerning the Evolutionary Nature of Man”
“Maybe you'll get lucky." I said bleakly, lurching on my feet. "Maybe I'll get hit by a truck on my way back.”
“My preference is live performance, because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that.”
“I don't care what the political establishment says, Republican, Democrat - I'm a problem solver.”
“Praise is essential in developing the right attitude toward learning and toward school.”
“Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) is probably the most influential film of my generation. It's the personification of good and evil and the way it opened up the world to space adventure, the way westerns had to our parents' generations, left an indelible imprint. So, in a way, everything that any of us does is somehow directly or indirectly affected by the experience of seeing those first three films.”

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