"I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, it doesn't plague me that I have yet to do so. Put it this way: I've never had to violently tug at my own pillow at 2 A.M. to get myself to stop snoring."

-- Sloane Crosley

#Break Up Quotes #One Day Quotes #Way Quotes

“I'm finishing my Ph.D. in Italian Renaissance history.”
“I'm inspired by artists and musicians. There are so many wonderful and talented people in the world. I love discovering new music, new writers, or new art.”
“Man's respect for knowledge is one of his most peculiar characteristics. Knowledge in Latin is scientia, and science came to be the name of the most respectable kind of knowledge.”
“Humbly to ask a favour of people who are on the point of knocking your brains out sometimes produces good results.”
“I always wanted to be a scientist. I don't really have any writer friends. The process of being a writer is much more interior than being a scientist, because science is so reactionary. I think that all research scientists think of themselves as belonging to a grand tradition, building on work that has been worked on since the very beginning of science itself. Whereas I'm not sure writers think of themselves in the same way.”
“As you get bigger, you have to learn to delegate. It's also an excellent way to get staff involved in the company's operations.”
“If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them”
“Fox News is hated because they're elitists, and the worst winners television's ever seen.”

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