"I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff."

-- Matt Groening

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“Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.”
“This is the sum; my brethren, preach Christ, always and evermore. He is the whole gospel. His person, offices, and work must be our one great all-comprehending theme”
“The night has a thousand eyes.”
“I like a girl to look relaxed. Tight jeans and rock t-shirts are cute!”
“Make a pledge to yourself right now, to declare that you are worth your time and energy.”
“It is only in times of great and grievous dullness that the believer regards prayer as a duty, and not as a privilege.”
“The nation relies upon public discussion as one of the indispensable means to attain correct solutions to problems of social welfare. Curtailment of free speech limits this open discussion. Our whole history teaches that adjustment of social relations through reason is possible when free speech is maintained.”
“The truth of the scholar, alone in his study, does not always accord with what the world at large considers to be true.”

Source : Eiji Yoshikawa (1981). “Musashi”, HarperCollins Publishers

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