"Her,â€ he said. â€œIâ€™ll take her."

-- Tessa Dare

“Fans always ask, What did the bedroom look like? All they ever saw was Alice or Ralph going in and out.”
“When you're experiencing what's happening right now, all of a sudden everything that happened to you in your entire life melts away.”
“If the bee disappeared off the face of the earth, man would only have four years left to live.”
“I told my dad 'Yeah, Iâ€™m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time youâ€™re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?”
“This indigested vomit of the Sea,Fell to the Dutch by Just Propriety.”
“Call it crazy, or just chicken salad.”
“I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriendâ€™s killerâ€¦ but no one will do it.”
“How can I ask people who work for me to travel cheaply if I am traveling in luxury?”

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