"I'm sure there has been something ridiculous [to sign], but nothing springs to mind. You have the usual things like breasts and such."

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Source : Source: www.washingtontimes.com

#Spring Quotes #Mind Quotes #Usual Quotes

“Tonight I am going to defecate on stage because I think that is the only way to express the nature of my soul according to rock and roll.”

Source : "1991: The Year Punk Broke". November 20, 1992.
“It takes 16 lbs of grain to make 1 lb of beef. It takes 1 lb of grain to make 1 lb of bread. So, how many more plants are you eating if you eat a pound of beef? Secondly, I've harvested cabbages and pulled up carrots out of the ground and I've been in slaughter-houses and seen the animals have their brains bashed out with sledgehammers and their throats cut - the experiences are not comparable.”
“How often do we sigh for opportunities for doing good, whilst we neglect the openings of Providence in little things, which would frequentlyÂ lead to the accomplishment ofÂ most important usefulness. Good is doneÂ by degrees. However small in proportion the benefit which follows individual attempts to do good, a great deal may thus be accomplished by perseverance, even in the midst of discouragements and disappointments.”
“If one cannot live the life of the brave, then it is better to die like the brave.”
“One of my weekend hobbies is to go look at old houses when there are open houses around here. Just to go look at the architecture. And you can see how many houses were built around 1977, the year where everyone said, "Let's put in these aluminum windows instead of beautiful hand-made wood ones."”
“How can you think and hit at the same time?”
“The typical computer network isn't like a house with windows, doors, and locks. It's more like a gauze tent encircled by a band of drunk teenagers with lit matches.”
“They say I look and sound ugly but I don't be carin.”

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