Matias Tellez famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of ***** doesn't like pancakes?

  • A few weeks later, I’m in a fluorescent-lit classroom in Chelsea awaiting the start of the official Mensa test. I’m sitting next to a guy who’s doing a series of elaborate neck stretches, like we’re about to engage in a vigorous rugby match. He’s neatly laid out four types of gum on his Formica desk: Juicy Fruit, Wrigley Spearmint, Big Red, and Eclipse. I hate this guy. I hope to God he’s not a genius.

  • If my former self and my current self met for coffee, they'd get along OK, but they'd both probably walk out of the Starbucks shaking their heads and saying to themselves, “That guy is kinda delusional.”

  • I'm the type of guy who likes to be there 24-7. I'm Mr. Roses.

  • But I guess I like playing flawed guys 'cause it gives a place for the characters to go.

  • I'm not sure how to describe my style. A lot of my work is dark and looks a bit sad, which is strange because I'm such a smiley, over-the-top positive guy who wears gold shoes most days.

  • The great joy of doing 'The Daily Show' for me is that I get to sit on the fence between cultures. I am commenting on the absurdity of both sides as an outsider and insider. Sometimes I'm playing the brown guy, and sometimes I'm not, but the best stuff I do always goes back to being a brown kid in a white world.

  • I'm just a down-to-earth guy.

  • You never really know the guy until you sit down with him.

  • And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.

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