Matt Thiessen famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • Like most parents, I've been stumped by homework, the big questions, such as: 'What is the point of geography - the pilot always knows where we are going?'. Answer: 'If you didn't know any geography, people would think you were an American, and you wouldn't be able to put them right because you wouldn't know where they live.'

  • Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.

  • Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.

  • Indo-European peoples and Semitic peoples are today still completely different... Jews almost everywhere form a special society... Muslims (the Semitic spirit is today represented mainly by Islam) and the Europeans stand face to face like two beings of different species, having nothing common in the way of thinking and feeling...

  • Once a leader delegates, he should show utmost confidence in the people he has entrusted.

  • Money has no color. If you can build a better mousetrap, it won't matter whether you're black or white. People will buy it.

  • A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

  • In trying to avoid one sin I've committed another.

  • If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

  • If you feel that strongly about something, you have an obligation to try and change my mind.

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