Joni Rodgers famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

What sells a book sells a book, same in traditional or self-publishing . You gotta shake your tail feathers.
-- Joni Rodgers

#Book #Self #Tails
Like any of life's refining fires, cancer is a potentially profound learning experience. So what did I learn? I learned that profound learning experiences are vastly overrated.
-- Joni Rodgers

#Cancer #Fire #Profound
You're so lucky you never had morning sickness. It's horrible. Like a hangover without the good time.
-- Joni Rodgers

#Morning #Pregnancy #Hangover
Ultimately, of course, there is no excuse for being fat in this culture. It's the one last prejudice we allow ourselves, the final frontier of acceptable segregation. Our political correctness is positively Californian when it comes to race, creed, origin, and orientation. But we still condemn ourselves and others for this last intolerable offense in an annoyingly tolerant society.
-- Joni Rodgers

#Race #Political #Prejudice
I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like breakfast.
-- Joni Rodgers

#Men #Dating #Kinky

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.
Nature is a book of many pages and each page tells a fascinating story to him who learns her language. Our fertile valleys and craggy mountains recite an epic poem of geologic conflicts. The starry sky reveal gigantic suns and space and time without end.
I always thought the name of Utahâ€™s major newspaper was some sort of weird misspelling of the word â€œdesert.â€ But no, Deseret is the â€œland of the honeybee,â€ according to the Book of Mormon. I guess I should have figured they would have caught a typo in the masthead after 154 years.
My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it'll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It's like a particularly relentless series of pop-up ads.
I have a dreadful fear that the more you try to prevent revealing the self, the more you do.
Sensual is being in tune with your sensual self.
American ladies are known abroad for two distinguishing traits (besides, possibly, their beauty and self-reliance), and these are their ill-health and their extravagant devotion to dress.
I was right at the edge of their circle, like the tail of a Q...
Every betrayal contains a perfect moment, a coin stamped heads or tails with salvation on the other side.
Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it!

Joni Rodgers famous quotes

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