Bruce Fogle famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat.

  • I joke, but I only half joke, that if you come to one of our hospitals missing a limb, no one will believe you till they get a CAT scan, MRI, or orthopedic consult.

  • Writing is hard work, and if anything's true about the process, it's that fact that a good story is hard to find and even trickier to get on paper. What's less romantic than staring alone at a blank screen? And edgy? I've changed the cat little because I didn't know what my characters were going to say next.

  • It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.

  • This is all you need in life: a computer, a camera, and a cat.

  • You were a stray cat, strutting so free and full of pride. But I could see your open wound. And without really thinking I just chalked it up to another cool thing about you. I never realized how much you hurt.

  • With one of the most bewitching sounds in the world, its purr, the cat persuades us that it thinks we are wonderful.

  • I think I'm the kind of person who would be very difficult to employ - I'm pretty annoying, but driven.

  • If i were to backbite against anyone, it would be about my parents for they have more right to my good deeds

  • If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro