Paul Azinger famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.
I've come to realize that I perform best when I'm letting my subconscious mind hit the ball and my conscious mind is otherwise occupied.
All the violence in videos and movies, you can't tell me that that wouldn't influence a disturbed person.
Y Tu Mama Tambien' is one of the first unrated movies to be nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. But many video stores won't take a movie that's not rated, so I had to make the movie an R.
Use video to train assistants you'll be surprised how quickly they learn.
I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video
Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead.
No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

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