Crash Davis famous quotes

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.
-- Crash Davis

#Moon #Howl #Occasions

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.
-- Crash Davis

#Mean #Winning #Thinking

After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.
-- Crash Davis

#Believe #Heart #Years

The rose goes in the front big guy
-- Crash Davis

#Rose #Guy #Bigs

Know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is? It's 25 hits - 25 hits in 500 at-bats is 50 points. There's six months in a season, that's about 25 weeks. That means if you get just one extra flare a week - just one - you get a ground ball with eyes, you get a dying quail, just one more dying quail a week ... and you're in Yankee Stadium.
-- Crash Davis

#Mean #Eye #Yankees

The rose goes on the front, big guy.
-- Crash Davis

#Rose #Guy #Durham

White in the moon the long road lies.

I love you girl...to the moon and back.

If you can fly, don't stop at the sky, 'cause there's footprints on the moon!

I've got some news... I'm delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we're over the moon.

I'm as old as the moon and the stars, and as young as the trees and the lakes. My style comes from looking at what came before me, and from visiting a lot of places.

Yet just as the day has two halves, one governed by the sun and the other by the moon, so there are many who are people of the day and who busy themselves with daytime deeds, whilst others are children of the night, their minds consumed with nocturnal notions; but yet there are some in whom the two merge like the rising of the sun and the moon in a day.

Someone who has acted carelessly, But later becomes careful and attentive, Is as beautiful as the bright moon emerging from the clouds.

There are occasions when I have moved boulders, but I'm reluctant to, especially ones that have been rooted in a place for many years.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

Be firm or mild as the occasion may require.