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Med students panic their first year when they learn all the diseases. It's not until the second year that they learn the cures.
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A loud noise will get your fight-or-flight response going. This, over the years, can cause real cardiovascular damage.
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Once every five hundred years or so, a summary statement about poetry comes along that we can't imagine ourselves living without
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I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust
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When my Yankee career is over I'll play anywhere, but I'm positive that I'll never find a team quite like the Yankees.
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Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed upon the Yankees. Apparently it angers them.
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I've been a Yankees fan since I was six.
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I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.
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After four years at the United Nations I sometimes yearn for the peace and tranquility of a political convention.
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Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies.
