Sam the Sham famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I'd like to know how to catch a girl. I've caught frogs, I've caught snakes, earthworms...
-- Sam the Sham

#Girl #Animal #Snakes
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw, had two big horns and a wooly jaw.
-- Sam the Sham

#Two #Saws #Bigs
Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want.
-- Sam the Sham

#Games #Hey #Want
Now listen little pigs, I'm gonna let you off the hook if you open the door.
-- Sam the Sham

#Games #Pigs #Doors
I've been all over this big old world, hey looking for a ring-dang-do.
-- Sam the Sham

#World #Hey #Bigs
Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.
-- Sam the Sham

#Revenge #Mustache #Retribution
I'm gonna do everything I can to get even with you. I started today when I wrote your name down in 34 telephone booths.
-- Sam the Sham

#Revenge #Names #Today

What are you doing?" "I'm going to enjoy a long overdue make-out session with my girl. That's what I'm doing." I explained, stepping into the room and closing the door behind me with one shove of my foot.
To be nonviolent to human beings and to be a killer or enemy of the poor animals is Satan's philosophy. In this age there is always enmity against poor animals, and therefore the poor creatures are always anxious. The reaction of the poor animals is being forced on human society, and therefore there is always strain of cold or hot war between men, individually, collectively or nationally.
Animals keep you company when you're really lonely. It helps because when you have a friend around who always likes you no matter what - it's harder to feel bad or down.
It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it.
Man is a perpetually wanting animal.
We need a way of life in which the animal, guided by reason, may romp but will not bite.
The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing for another is common to all men, and to be found in no other race of animals.
Some, while deploring animal abuses, on the same breath approve 'benefits to humans from certain animal abuses'! Who would criticize the Jewish holocaust or Black slavery, and YET praise the benefits to Germans or Whites??? This convenient ambiguity at the expense of animals is unacceptable!!!
To use a Southern euphemism, our space program has been snake-bit.
[St. Patrick] was a terror to any snake that came in his path, whether it was the cold, slimy reptile sliding along the ground or the more dangerous snake that oppresses men through false teachings. And he drove the snakes out of the minds of men, snakes of superstition and brutality and cruelty.

Sam the Sham famous quotes

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