John Stanfa famous quotes

You know what I'll do? I'll get a knife and cut out his tongue, and we'll send it to his wife
-- John Stanfa

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I'm the complete opposite of every clean cut, decent-looking guy you could ever think of. Yet, I have the biggest heart in the world.

Right now I'm doing four shows at a time, trying to read four outlines every week, four scripts every week, and watching four rough cuts; it's a lot of good work. It's fun to do it, but it does wear you out.

A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.

He's so busy looking inside people to find the good that he misses the knife they're holding in their hand.

It's amazing the relationships you forge in a kitchen. When you cooperate in an environment that's hot. Where there's a lot of knives. You're trusting your well-being with someone you've never before met or known.

When I used my knife, it brought psychological relief. I know I have to be destroyed. I was a mistake of nature.

I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything.

[On her recently widowed father's much younger wife:] My father has been very busy in conjugating the verb to love, and I assure you he declines its moods and tenses inimitably.

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.