Russ Meyer famous quotes

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  • Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

  • Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign you have failed) is like having a car you love overheat and deciding it's not manly to take it to the mechanic. You can keep on driving it but eventually you will ruin the engine.

  • There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

  • Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.

  • Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

  • Old married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears.

  • Marriage changes things because there's a lot more at stake. You can't get too toxic because you have to live together. No one can reach for the nuclear button too quickly.

  • Marriage with love is entering heaven with one's eyes shut, but marriage without love is entering hell with them open.

  • All other goods by Fortune's hands are given; A wife is the peculiar gift of heaven.

  • They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

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