Jesse Torrey famous quotes

Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health , and hectic fever.
-- Jesse Torrey

#Coffee #Medicine #Drunk

We shall not refuse tobacco the credit of being sometimes medical, when used temperately, though an acknowledged poison.
-- Jesse Torrey

#Smoking #Poison #Credit

If you wish to study men you must not neglect to mix with the society of children.
-- Jesse Torrey

#Children #Men #Wish

I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.

Without coffee something’s missing

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

Unanimous hatred is the greatest medicine for a human community.

In many churches Christianity has been watered down until the solution is so weak that if it were poison it would not hurt anyone, and if it were medicine it would not cure anyone.

Medical science is making such remarkable progress that soon none of us will be well.

A drunk tongue is an honest one in my opinion.

The fact that a player is very short of time is to my mind, as little to be considered as an excuse as, for instance, the statement of the law-breaker that he was drunk at the time he committed the crime.

Oh you’re heist-drunk Kitty Kat. And you have been since the Henley.

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.