Special Ed famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

My hair was growin' too long, so I got me a fade And when my dishes got dirty, I got cascade And When the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade.
-- Special Ed

#Dirty #Hair #Weather
So sucker MC's, please think twice; Would you join the navy if you didn't like the gravy and rice?
-- Special Ed

#Thinking #Hip Hop #Navy
I'm your idol, the highest title, Numero Uno, I'm not a Puerto Rican, but I'm speakin so that you know, And understand, I got the gift of speech, And it's a blessin, so listen to the lesson I preach...
-- Special Ed

#Rap #Idols #Hip Hop
...And Sunday's the one day I rest, give thanks, and bless.
-- Special Ed

#Rap #Sunday #Giving
Think, just blink and I made...a million rhymes. Just imagine if you blinked...a million times. Damn, I'd be paid...I got it made.
-- Special Ed

#Rap #Thinking #Hip Hop

Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.
Where does rain come from? It comes from all the dirty water that evaporates from the earth, like urine and the water you throw out after washing your feet. Isn't it wonderful how the sky can take that dirty water and change it into pure, clean water? Your mind can do the same with your defilements if you let it.
Hurricane Sandy is a disturbing sign of things to come. We must heed this warning and act quickly to solve the climate crisis. Dirty energy makes dirty weather.
I do not want to believe that death is the gateway to another life. For me, it is a closed door. I do not say it is a step we must all take, but that it is a horrible and dirty adventure.
Ay Dad, brush my hair one time. Hey pops! Come brush my hair.
A comedy is just a tragedy interrupted, I once said. Do you finish with the kiss or when she opens her eyes to tell him she loves him and sees blonde hairs on his collar?
Old married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears.
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather!
Too often man handles life as he does the bad weather. He whiles away the time as he waits for it to stop.

Special Ed famous quotes

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