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It's Friday and I'm ready to swing. Pick up my girls and hit the party scene.
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Yeah, I'd like to get the girl and at least make it through the film.
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I’m sick of girls who don’t know how to high-five,
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Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of ***** doesn't like pancakes?
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You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
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Religious apologists complain bitterly that atheists and secularists are aggressive and hostile in their criticism of them. I always say: look, when you guys were in charge, you didn't argue with us, you just burnt us at the stake. Now what we're doing is, we're presenting you with some arguments and some challenging questions, and you complain.
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The great joy of doing 'The Daily Show' for me is that I get to sit on the fence between cultures. I am commenting on the absurdity of both sides as an outsider and insider. Sometimes I'm playing the brown guy, and sometimes I'm not, but the best stuff I do always goes back to being a brown kid in a white world.
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You never really know the guy until you sit down with him.
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The business models in enterprise have changed pretty dramatically. A huge problem with enterprise software traditionally has been usually you sell to the customer and then they adopt the technology. The great thing about 'freemium' and the new way enterprise software is being sold is you get to try it first and then buy it.
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I try to pick characters that I find interesting and complex and that I feel I can bring something of myself to.
