Elliot S. Maggin famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.
Little red wagon, little red bike, I ainâ€™t no monkey but I know what I like.
We are ashamed at the sight of a monkey--somehow as we are shy of poor relations.
So I had this completely unrealistic idea of what America was â€” but I wanted to be there.
It was very clear to me I wanted to be an actor when I got out into civilian life.
I've always wanted to do a family movie.
To compete at the Olympic Games, I dreamed of any medal, but frankly speaking, I wanted a gold one.
I picked books by their covers - the worse the cover, the more I wanted to read it.
I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint.

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