Joe Diffie famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Pour me something tall and strong, make it a Hurricane before I go insane. It's only half past twelve but I don't care, it's 5 O'clock somewhere.
There was a thing called Heaven; but all the same they used to drink enormous quantities of alcohol.
I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.
Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
There is no such thing as recreational drug use.
I donâ€™t take drugs because if I did Iâ€™d love themâ€“Iâ€™d be a junkie. And because Iâ€™m Jewish, Iâ€™d probably be a dealer, too.
Hug me till you drug me, honey; Kiss me till I'm in a coma.
You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.
There is really no crisis except an artificial one...If the great American people will only keep their temper, on both sides of the line, the trouble will come to an end.
They (Liverpool players) are passing the cup down the line like a new born baby. Although when they are back in the dressing room they will probably fill it with champagne, something you should never do to a baby.

You may also like: