Aaron McGruder famous quotes

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Mistake #Long #Bed

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Real #Thinking #White

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Ego #Flaws #Speak

You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Summer #Thinking #People

You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Administration #Needs #Republican

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
-- Aaron McGruder

#News #Unbiased #Want

You can't accuse the creator of The Boondocks, ... Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Jesus #Lying #Government

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Mean #Wonder #Grandson

Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Smart #Fluid #Energetic

I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Black #Made #Mass

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Scare #Important #Stories

The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Military #People #Doe

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Gun #Political #Terrorism

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Way #Deadline

I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Patriotic #Anchors #Flags

And I'm not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
-- Aaron McGruder

#People #Mad #Want

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Scary #Dumb #President

Good satire goes beyond the specific point it’s trying to make and teaches you how to think critically. Even after your favorite cartoonist retires or [Stephen] Colbert wraps it up, you’re not left believing everything they’re telling you.
-- Aaron McGruder

#Believe #Thinking #Trying