Ian Lawton famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • Death is a door life opens.

  • She frowned."You're not very friendly." I let out a short laugh."What?I'm not friendly to a ghost who floats into my house and starts touching me?Well,excuse my rudeness but this is a little disturbing.

  • I want to make people laugh.

  • My father taught me to work, but not to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh -- anything but work.

  • I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion.

  • I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans.

  • At around 19 I realized that I really didn't have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.

  • Try lighting your house by prayer instead of electricity and see which one works.

  • He who builds a masjid in the way of Allah, God will build a house for him in the paradise.

  • I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.