David Justice famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas and a frosted mug of root beer than you ever thought possible.
In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power.
If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.
I'm after a snake and please God I'll scotch it.
I, on the other hand, believe that books, maps, scissors, and Scotch tape dispensers are all unreliable vagrants, likely to take off for parts unknown unless strictly confined to quarters.
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.
The Scotch catechism says that man's chief end is 'to glorify God and enjoy Him forever.' But we shall then know that these are the same thing. Fully to enjoy is to glorify. In commanding us to glorify Him, God is inviting us to enjoy Him.
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

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