Bruce Jay Friedman famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.
-- Bruce Jay Friedman

#Love #Girlfriend #Justice
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies.
-- Bruce Jay Friedman

#Cowboy #Men #Understanding
In the case of some women, ***** take quite a bit of time. Before signing on with such a partner, make sure you are willing to lay aside, say, the month of June, with sandwiches having to be brought in.
-- Bruce Jay Friedman

#Sex #June #Sandwiches
The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something and not out in the middle of a room where it's like a somber fellow making electronic judgments on you.
-- Bruce Jay Friedman

#Important #Rooms #Tvs
The best thing about liver is how virtuous it makes you feel after you've eaten some.
-- Bruce Jay Friedman

#Culinary #Virtuous #Feels
In the case of some women, orgasms take quite a bit of time. Before signing on with such a partner, make sure you are willing to lay aside, say, the month of June, with sandwiches having to be brought in.
-- Bruce Jay Friedman

#Sex #June #Sandwiches

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I say 'cuz' around Bloods, and I say 'blood' around Crips...I'm twisted. Got Mary, got Lucy, got Molly: that's wifey, girlfriend and mistress.
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.
I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
Those who deplore our militants, who exhort patience in the name of a false peace, are in fact supporting segregation and exploitation. They would have social peace at the expense of social and racial justice. They are more concerned with easing racial tension than enforcing racial democracy.
Earth's dispossessed are vulnerable targets for extremists: those who teach that global justice is meaningless; that satisfaction can come only in violence, division, and intellectual isolation.
Education for all seems to be the product of a type of distributive justice that is in no way related to the individual.
Familiarize yourselves with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them. Accustomed to trample on the rights of others, you have lost the genius of your own independence and become the fit subjects of the first cunning tyrant who rises among you.
Why should there not be a patient confidence in the ultimate justice of the people? Is there any better or equal hope in the world?
The best product should be bought, the best man should be rewarded more. Interfering factors which befuddle this triumph of virtue, justice, truth, and efficiency, etc., should be kept to an absolute minimum or should approach zero as a limit.

Bruce Jay Friedman famous quotes

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