Jason Thomas famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • A mother who is really a mother is never free.

  • My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

  • Mom's always know how to make us happy, but they also know exactly how to make us cry.

  • It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.

  • Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond.

  • I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

  • Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign you have failed) is like having a car you love overheat and deciding it's not manly to take it to the mechanic. You can keep on driving it but eventually you will ruin the engine.

  • There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

  • Woman's world is her husband, her family, her children and her home. We do not find it right when she presses into the world of men.

  • Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages - just don't catch him at breakfast. Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.

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