Al Swearengen famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.
-- Al Swearengen

#Character #Throat
Announcin' your plans is a good way to hear god laugh.
-- Al Swearengen

#Laughing #Way #Plans
The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.
-- Al Swearengen

#Men #Giving #World
The obvious merits utterance. Character is f**king pertinent.
-- Al Swearengen

#Kings #Character #Utterance
Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution.
-- Al Swearengen

#Kings #Resolution #Made
Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers?
-- Al Swearengen

#Cutting #Blood #Pigs
Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a ***** affront. It puts me off my feed.
-- Al Swearengen

#Affront #Bloodletting
Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.
-- Al Swearengen

#Trying #All Alone #Stupidest
Act averse to nasty language and partial to fruity tea.
-- Al Swearengen

#Tea #Nasty #Language
Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to.
-- Al Swearengen

#Tunes
The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice.
-- Al Swearengen

#Church #Way #Mice
I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't try to steal a little.
-- Al Swearengen

#Men #Trying #Littles
Pain or damage don't end the world...
-- Al Swearengen

#Pain #Damage #World

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