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If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
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I was raised with adults. I skipped knowing how to interact as a normal teenage person.
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Yes! I hate everything about this country. Like, I hate fat white Americans. All the people who are crunched into the middle of America, the real fat and meat of America, are these racist conservative white people who live on their farms. Those little teenage girls who work at Kmart and have a racist grandma—that’s really America
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You are always new, the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest.
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There are a lot of people who know me who can't understand for the life of them why I would got to work on something as unserious as baseball. If they only knew.
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The Creator of the universe knows me.
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I do have friends, but they don't know me, only someone I've created to take my place. Someone sculpted from ice. I keep the melted me bottled up inside. Where no one can touch her, until, unbidden, she comes pouring out.
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I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.
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If you know me, you know that nothing embarrasses me. Anything could happen to me on live television, and I sincerely don't care.
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If you want to know me, listen to my music.
